DID TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so ya are lookin' a bit chuffed, mate. What's got your britches in a knot? Spill the tea. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a burger and you can chat us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the beans. You look like you could explode any second